Customer Expectations and the Name of the Product

As I sit here studying for my last exam – Management Strategies for Beverages – I thought I would take a break to present to you a mini case study. I recently got a craft distilled product called Colossal Pink Gin made by Bohemian Spirits in Kimberly, BC, Canada. The back label describes it as like a brick in a silk purse, an elephant ballet. OK…now my expectations have been set. I am expecting a big, bold Gin oozing with Juniper, Citrus, and floral notes. But instead what I get is a huge mouthful of Anise (black licorice) and not much else. It only gets worse with Tonic. My customer expectations are shattered. I am now busy telling people about this product that failed me. This is something a craft distiller cannot afford. In fact, this product scarcely even qualifies as a Gin. The lesson here is a valuable one. If you want to make a product with heavy focus on an overwhelming botanical like Anise – great do it! Make it Pink too…hell…make it yellow for all I care. But, if its taste profile falls outside the normal taste boundaries for a Gin, then DO NOT call it a Gin! Call it Pink Licorice. Call it Pink Anise. Call it Pink Thunder. Call it Pink Elephant. Just give me (the customer) a heads up of what to expect so that I can formulate a buying decision and not be disappointed. As I remind people in the 5 Day Distillery Workshops – marketing is simple. It is just not easy…..

I strongly urge every craft distiller or every want-to-be craft distiller to purchase the following three books:

Strategic Marketing Management – by Wilson & Gilligan.

Building Strong Brands – by David Aaker

The New Strategic Brand Management – J.N. Kapferer

These are the books being used today at Heriot Watt University in the Marketing Department and represent the leading thought ideas. While these books are not exactly 2018 content, the models and strategies they present are nonetheless current.

Vermouth – This Ain’t from the Liquor Store…..

Next time you stop at your local Liquor store, ask the product advisor how many bottles of Vermouth they sell in a typical month. The number I assure you will be a small one. People simply don’t know what to do with a Vermouth, other than to spritz a wee bit into a Gin cocktail.

I just finished another of my wild experiments – this one to make Vermouth. I started with a quantity of Vodka. You can obviously buy your Vodka at the Liquor store. In my case, I take a slightly different approach which I shall not discuss here. I added a litany of herbs that I sourced at Herbie’s Herbs in Toronto, Canada. Look around your community and you will find a purveyor of herbs and spices. The list included the likes of Wormwood, Thistle, Mint, Angelica, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, and Gentian. I soaked the herbs in the alcohol for 20 days. I then strained the concoction through a coffee filter. The resulting dark liquid was then blended into some white Gewurtztraminer wine that I had sourced from my local U-Vin store. The ratio of herbal liquid to wine was 1 part herbal to 5 parts wine, but you can adjust that to your liking. I then added 0.8 parts simple sugar syrup for every part of the herbal liquid. Again, you can make minor adjustments to suit your taste buds. By my math, the resulting product measures about 15% alc/vol. On a nice Summer day, a generous dram of this Vermouth with an ice cube is just what the Doctor ordered as far as I am concerned.

In your travels to craft distilleries, start inquiring whether they have a Vermouth type product for sale. If not, share this post with them. Or…make your own Vermouth. Life is too short to not have a nice Vermouth on hand….for those relaxing occasions on the deck during the Summer. For recipe details, get in touch with me.